I would really like to buy a Kindle. I think they are pretty cool. Lately, Amazon has been sending me little “reminders” about how awesome the Kindle is…and how I should own one immediately.
It’s gotten so bad, I actually open the spam to oogle and ahhh at the Kindle. I imagine myself sitting in a coffee shop, leisurely reading my copy of Dragonlance Legends without anyone handing me a “God will save you” pamphlet because of the cover art.
Well anyway, I was heartbreakingly pleased to see another enticing email from Amazon in my email. I opened it, because I can’t resist tempation, and this is what I found:
Which made me immediately glad I didn’t have a Kindle…NO THANK YOU! I do not want to read twilight on my kindle. Stop tempting me!!!
It’s like a stone-cold kick to the cajones!

