From the desk of Mumblepuss:
Guy tried to off himself by having his very own holiday “teddy bear picnic”. Unfortunately, the bear was shot dead. The guy lived but from all reports tasted like candy. R.I.P. Finn. I hope he was delicious. I’ll pour one out for you, homie.
The man sustained severe head and leg wounds but he is out of danger. Police and zoo officials say there has been an outpouring of public sympathy after the incident – for the bear.
Check out the full story, below:
Man mauled after trying to have picnic with bear in Swiss zoo – Telegraph.
