Posts Tagged ‘Zombies’
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When my friends gather, it is often around the fireplace in one of our many French chateaus. We sample fine wines and cheeses and discuss current politics/world events. We wear ascots and smoking jackets. We smoke fine pipe-tobacco. We drink the finest lime-infused summer beer and drink the most distinguished 20 dollar bottle of Jamesons. Suffice for me to say, ladies and gentlemen, we are fancy lads.
When Frances is in his cups (also known as drunk), he likes to speak of fanciful things and fairy tales of wonder. We speak of myths and dreams, and WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO DO WHEN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAPPENS!?!?!?!
Our friends have debated about their Zombie Defense plans endlessly: do you head to the State Prison or do you head for the woods? Shotgun or Cricket Bat? The debate has raged heatedly and has come to blows on many occasions. Our friend Jason still won’t look at Frances in the eye after the severe beating he took. It gets messy.
I am here to tell you, friends, the debate has ended. There is no more need to speculate. I have found the answer. You will survive the zombie apocalypse with this FOOL-PROOF Zombie Defense Plan.
Plants vs. Zombies is the answer.
I would never have thought my Zombie Defense plan could have been so simple!
It’s as easy as 1-2-3.
- Get a lawn (if you don’t have a lawn, get one or you are zombie-noms)
- Get plants (if you don’t have plants, you better get a lawn mower, pool cleaner or a shotgun/cricket bat, because those zombies is walkin’ right in yo’ house!)
- Wait for your plants to attack the zombies, sit back and relax. I would also select some music like: The Ride of the Walkyries by Richard Wagner. Maybe have a nice lime-infused beer while you wait for the Zombie Scourge to end.
In fact, I think we might even be able to enslave the Zombies as some sort of servant with a shock collar. I am *that* confident that this plan will work.
You can all thank me later.
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I have a love of Zombies, and Zombies are really “in” right now. I’ve been playing L4D or Left For Dead on PC for a few months now. I started playing quickly again this weekend. We have a motto for our groups…and it’s Burn All Witches. They are super hard to kill and always end up taking the person down who goes after them. That doesn’t stop us, in fact..we rush to have the first honor of killing the witch. That’s how we roll.
I gotta play some more L4D this week!
